100 Thingz you NEED to know about Women!!!
Hello Friendz! Welcome to our first installment of 100 thingz you need to know about women az told by women themselvez and the writerz of Maxim Magazine for men. This iz a very in depth detailed list of situationz and circumstances that women go through, and put us men through unessassarily and without rhyme or reason and will be published in 10 installments over the course of 10 dayz counting down from 100......so without further edue' lets begin' Please use Responsibly
100 THINGZ YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN!
100. Women enjoy having something wrong with them, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: no matter how bad it gets, she'z still gona outlive you.
99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legz are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she'z trying to keep herself in line.
98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can't get a hard-on she assumes your not attracted to her.
97. Beware of your girlfriendz single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behaviour az often az possible.
96. Jewlery! Now you know what to get her for a last minute gift.
95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear iz the biggest turnoff in the world.
94. NEVER trust a girl who haz no girlfriendz. She doezn't get along with other women because she'z either bat-shit crazy, or just plain mean.
93. Girls who say " I love sports" are lying, Girls who ask what time the game iz on, without specifying which one they are talking about, are not.
92. A random hookup iz more likely to result in pregnancy , because a woman have more sex when she'z most fertile.
91. She still haz the love letterz and cardz from past boyfriendz.
Well I hope you enjoyed that everybody, join us next time when we'll count down 10 more, az we struggle to unlock the womanly mind. Till next time.....ta! ta! (fade to black.......and we're out, roll credits)
100 THINGZ YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WOMEN!
100. Women enjoy having something wrong with them, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: no matter how bad it gets, she'z still gona outlive you.
99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legz are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she'z trying to keep herself in line.
98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can't get a hard-on she assumes your not attracted to her.
97. Beware of your girlfriendz single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behaviour az often az possible.
96. Jewlery! Now you know what to get her for a last minute gift.
95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear iz the biggest turnoff in the world.
94. NEVER trust a girl who haz no girlfriendz. She doezn't get along with other women because she'z either bat-shit crazy, or just plain mean.
93. Girls who say " I love sports" are lying, Girls who ask what time the game iz on, without specifying which one they are talking about, are not.
92. A random hookup iz more likely to result in pregnancy , because a woman have more sex when she'z most fertile.
91. She still haz the love letterz and cardz from past boyfriendz.
Well I hope you enjoyed that everybody, join us next time when we'll count down 10 more, az we struggle to unlock the womanly mind. Till next time.....ta! ta! (fade to black.......and we're out, roll credits)
2 Comments:
some of those are just plain hilarious!
Nat
some of them are just plain true...sadly...
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