100 Thingz you NEED to know about Women!!!
Hello Again Friendz, It's the Ageman here with you for another segment of 100 Thingz You Need to know about Women. Were counting down from 100 to unlock the mind that iz woman. We left off at number 91 lastime and a fan of mine thought they were pretty hilarious, Yes the truth can be funny sometimez, but also dangerous when caution iz thrown to the wind like so many young men have experienced out there with women, It can be a messy sight my friendz, a messy sight.
So Lets continue our countdown Starting at # 90.
90. Just started dating?, Women want you to drive, even if it's their car.
89. A Girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friendz will ask where she got it.
88. " If I give you my number on Friday, Tuezday and Wednezday are your best bets to score a date. Monday iz too desperate, Thursday iz too late." -Claire 27
87. Your female coworkerz are with the fact that on average women receive less pay than male counterparts,.......and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant iz irrelivant to the discussion.
86. Laying a towel over a wet spot iz like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.
85. A recent study reveal that natural blondez could be extinct in 200 yearz, so unless hse'z Norwegian, her towhead could be bottled.
84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute, scientific proof that most women are decent in bed.
83. Women alwayz want to beleive what your saying iz true.
82. Whant do women really want in bed? More balnkets. They get colder than men.
81. A Threesome iz NOT about you; it's about the two girlz. If your lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend or wife, enjoy sex with the other girl because it's a good chance it'll end the relationship.
Well folks there you have it, another 10 little lessonz to put on your back pocket. I hope I've helped some wandering souls tonite, so join us next time when we count down 10 more in an effort to unlock the mind that iz woman.......ta ta!
So Lets continue our countdown Starting at # 90.
90. Just started dating?, Women want you to drive, even if it's their car.
89. A Girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friendz will ask where she got it.
88. " If I give you my number on Friday, Tuezday and Wednezday are your best bets to score a date. Monday iz too desperate, Thursday iz too late." -Claire 27
87. Your female coworkerz are with the fact that on average women receive less pay than male counterparts,.......and the fact that they work less overtime and get pregnant iz irrelivant to the discussion.
86. Laying a towel over a wet spot iz like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.
85. A recent study reveal that natural blondez could be extinct in 200 yearz, so unless hse'z Norwegian, her towhead could be bottled.
84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute, scientific proof that most women are decent in bed.
83. Women alwayz want to beleive what your saying iz true.
82. Whant do women really want in bed? More balnkets. They get colder than men.
81. A Threesome iz NOT about you; it's about the two girlz. If your lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend or wife, enjoy sex with the other girl because it's a good chance it'll end the relationship.
Well folks there you have it, another 10 little lessonz to put on your back pocket. I hope I've helped some wandering souls tonite, so join us next time when we count down 10 more in an effort to unlock the mind that iz woman.......ta ta!
1 Comments:
with regards to number 83... just because we want to believe you, doesn't mean we will.
Nat
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