Tuesday, April 04, 2006

100 Thingz you NEED to know about Women!!!

Hey Gang! Ageman here with you once again to show you the in'z and out's of women, So if your just joining us we've been counting down the 100 thingz you NEED to know about women. We've done 100-81 so far and man are they golden, ive even been slapped in the street for this, but all for a good cause my brotha, I'm fighin the good fight, yes sir and it's quite a battle. So lets continue on our journey to find out the complex 3D Puzzle that iz Woman. Hang on for the ride cuz here we go.

80. If women have an excuse to take a pill they will take it.

79. Never trust a woman who gives you the best blowjob you ever had.

78. "I hate it when my boyfriend iz all sweaty and triez to lie down on top of me or cuddle after we've had sex......wait 5 minutes." Erin-21

77. The Average Woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

76. She hates your XBOX or PS2 more than she lets on, blow her off for some gaming and she'll stop wasting time on a dork like you.

75. Women who are obsessed with their dogz also like to kep their men on a short leash.

74. " Girlz who buy their men lap dancez are kidding themselvez, They are trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom." Suzy-31

73. Over the course of her life, a woman will uze 10 men for every one she lovez. If you helped her with her car or helped her move and didn't get laid, your one of the 10.

72. During emergenciez, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis givez them more practice.

71. " Women grow hair in a lot of the same placez that men do- lower abdomen,nipplez- we just get rid of them." Katie-26

Hmmmm, You forgot about the upper lip, sometimez they for get about that area.....Ouch, ZING!!, Anywayz that's our time friendz, we've learned alot so far, and there'z more to come in our count down, az we explore the complicated, fine print with detailed instructionz that comez with not enough screwz, that iz woman. Till next time.....ta ta!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

#72 is so true...Women usually are better in emergencies as far as I have experience anyway.
nat

3:36 PM  
Blogger Carolynn said...

Okay... these made me laugh! That's for giving me a smile this morning.

9:43 AM  

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