100 Thingz you NEED to know about Women!!!
Welcome, Welcome, It's the Ageman here with you once again, az we countdown the "100 Thingz You Need To Know About Women." We've gone all the way down to 71 and now here'z 10 more.
70. Unless they're lesbianz she won't approve of you hanging out with other girlz. Even if they're ugly. And really, even if they're lesbianz.
69. If You have something to hide, she'll find it.
68. Eighty-Five: The number of males per 100 femalez in Gary Indiana, lowest male to female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000 plus. The highest male to female ratio iz Salinas California: 114 for every 100 femalez.
67. Kiss her before 2 dates have gone by or you'll be "friended"
66. They can't live without tension, Every once in a while she'z gona pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept it az a running inevitable theme and your relationship will make alot more sense.
65. Most painless way to end an argument: let her win.
64. An online dating service found that a woman'z ideal man haz brown hair an blue eyez.
63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women agez 18 to 59 hold out for the honeymoon.
62. A British study claimz that a woman'z chancez of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16 point raise in her I.Q. The same I.Q for a man boosted hiz chancez by 35 percent.
61. When a wonam tellz you her problemz, she doezn't want you to offer solutionz.
Well there you have it folks, more tidbits to help you get to her tidbits, Tune in next time az we try to unlock the rubics cube like mind that iz woman. Till next time.....ta! ta!
70. Unless they're lesbianz she won't approve of you hanging out with other girlz. Even if they're ugly. And really, even if they're lesbianz.
69. If You have something to hide, she'll find it.
68. Eighty-Five: The number of males per 100 femalez in Gary Indiana, lowest male to female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000 plus. The highest male to female ratio iz Salinas California: 114 for every 100 femalez.
67. Kiss her before 2 dates have gone by or you'll be "friended"
66. They can't live without tension, Every once in a while she'z gona pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept it az a running inevitable theme and your relationship will make alot more sense.
65. Most painless way to end an argument: let her win.
64. An online dating service found that a woman'z ideal man haz brown hair an blue eyez.
63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women agez 18 to 59 hold out for the honeymoon.
62. A British study claimz that a woman'z chancez of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16 point raise in her I.Q. The same I.Q for a man boosted hiz chancez by 35 percent.
61. When a wonam tellz you her problemz, she doezn't want you to offer solutionz.
Well there you have it folks, more tidbits to help you get to her tidbits, Tune in next time az we try to unlock the rubics cube like mind that iz woman. Till next time.....ta! ta!
2 Comments:
67 and 65 are SO true
That was me by the by, Nat
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