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100 Thingz you NEED to know about Women!!!

Hello again Friendz, It's the Ageman here with you again with more of The 100 Thingz you Need to Know about Women!! last time we were together we left off at # 61 and the hate mail iz piling up, Boy were they dooziez, and who iz this so called "Lorena Bobbit" you keep mentioning in your letterz with regardz to my manhood? Y'all are crazy....... So here we go with more.....

100 Thingz you Need to know about Women!!

60. Women Often cite manhandeling of breasts az the biggest faux pas!

59. "Wearing your hat and playing with it, or hitting it iz meanz we like you, why don't guyz understand that?" -Lauren 25

58. If there going to do it, most wivez cheat between the agez of 18 and 29

57. Women think they're better driverz than they think they are. Don't point this out ro she'll freakout and crash.

56. Women ingest about half the lipstick they apply, which meanz they eat about 1 to 3 sticks per year.

55. the beast looking women often possess the least confidence.

54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she'll change her tune. " I've known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they end up developing feelingz fir the guy" -Evie 22

53. According to the American Association of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery, Angelina Jolie'z lips were the most requested feature among female patients in 2004.

52. Despite alwayz complementing another woman'z short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer women with long hair.

51. Don't call her "cute", In her mind it's the same az "not vomit inducing" . "sexy" Ok, "Hot" Yes, "Fucking Awsome" Only if she'z slightly buzzed.

50. Women often buy shoez a size or two small because they're in denial about the size of their feet.

49. They drean about one day peing in a urinal.

48. Women know where they stand looks-wise, but worry about being cool, about which they are unsure.

47. According to the U.S. bureau of statistics, 23% of 18-34 year old women live with their parents.

46. Women wat to talk dirty, but they are afraid you won't respect them in the morning, Reassure her that letting go in the bedroom doezn't make her less classy and she'll probably go wild.......A bottle of Jagermeister helps.

45. 23% of this magazinez readerz are women.

44. A psycho jelous woman will do anything to keep her man, So take advantage.

43. about 40% of women still call their father Daddy.

42. The only way girlz who don't know eachother can start a convorsation and signal that they are nonthreatening iz to compliment one another'z shoez, clothez, hair, or jewlery. To become BFF, A common enemy iz needed.

41. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it meanz she no longer carez what you think of her, but that doezn't mean she doezn't care about someone elses oppinion.

Wow, that's alot of info to take in, But I'm doing this for the greater good of MANkind. Well the mousetrap- like mind of a woman iz one that snaps at any second without reason or warning, I'm just trying to help a brotha out. Till next time......ta! ta!

WACKBARDZ!!!

Fuck! it's 4 in the morn', Roomate brought chicks over again, He'z a very generous guy, Thanx for sharing buddy, lol, I've had 5 beerz and I can't sleep, why doez Coffee put me to sleep, but Beer keeps me awake? Wishing for the old dayz, I waz never a good person, but I'm giving it a shot, How am I doing so far? I kinda like the change in me, if any, I Need some Jack Danielz and Pantera, whatever. Rant. L8er.

100 Thingz you NEED to know about Women!!!

Welcome, Welcome, It's the Ageman here with you once again, az we countdown the "100 Thingz You Need To Know About Women." We've gone all the way down to 71 and now here'z 10 more.

70. Unless they're lesbianz she won't approve of you hanging out with other girlz. Even if they're ugly. And really, even if they're lesbianz.

69. If You have something to hide, she'll find it.

68. Eighty-Five: The number of males per 100 femalez in Gary Indiana, lowest male to female ratio of any city with a population of 100,000 plus. The highest male to female ratio iz Salinas California: 114 for every 100 femalez.

67. Kiss her before 2 dates have gone by or you'll be "friended"

66. They can't live without tension, Every once in a while she'z gona pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept it az a running inevitable theme and your relationship will make alot more sense.

65. Most painless way to end an argument: let her win.

64. An online dating service found that a woman'z ideal man haz brown hair an blue eyez.

63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women agez 18 to 59 hold out for the honeymoon.

62. A British study claimz that a woman'z chancez of getting married drop by 40 percent for every 16 point raise in her I.Q. The same I.Q for a man boosted hiz chancez by 35 percent.

61. When a wonam tellz you her problemz, she doezn't want you to offer solutionz.


Well there you have it folks, more tidbits to help you get to her tidbits, Tune in next time az we try to unlock the rubics cube like mind that iz woman. Till next time.....ta! ta!

100 Thingz you NEED to know about Women!!!

Hey Gang! Ageman here with you once again to show you the in'z and out's of women, So if your just joining us we've been counting down the 100 thingz you NEED to know about women. We've done 100-81 so far and man are they golden, ive even been slapped in the street for this, but all for a good cause my brotha, I'm fighin the good fight, yes sir and it's quite a battle. So lets continue on our journey to find out the complex 3D Puzzle that iz Woman. Hang on for the ride cuz here we go.

80. If women have an excuse to take a pill they will take it.

79. Never trust a woman who gives you the best blowjob you ever had.

78. "I hate it when my boyfriend iz all sweaty and triez to lie down on top of me or cuddle after we've had sex......wait 5 minutes." Erin-21

77. The Average Woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

76. She hates your XBOX or PS2 more than she lets on, blow her off for some gaming and she'll stop wasting time on a dork like you.

75. Women who are obsessed with their dogz also like to kep their men on a short leash.

74. " Girlz who buy their men lap dancez are kidding themselvez, They are trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom." Suzy-31

73. Over the course of her life, a woman will uze 10 men for every one she lovez. If you helped her with her car or helped her move and didn't get laid, your one of the 10.

72. During emergenciez, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis givez them more practice.

71. " Women grow hair in a lot of the same placez that men do- lower abdomen,nipplez- we just get rid of them." Katie-26

Hmmmm, You forgot about the upper lip, sometimez they for get about that area.....Ouch, ZING!!, Anywayz that's our time friendz, we've learned alot so far, and there'z more to come in our count down, az we explore the complicated, fine print with detailed instructionz that comez with not enough screwz, that iz woman. Till next time.....ta ta!